D  F#m Bm  Bm7  G  G  G  G 
D            F#m           Bm  Bm7 
  I read the news today oh boy   
G         G/F#          Esus2 
  About a lucky man who made the grade 
D                F#m             Bm  Bm7 
  And though the news was rather sad 
G             C       Bm   Bm7 
  Well I just had to laugh 
G           C       Bm   G A
  I saw the photograph 
 
D             F#m           Bm   Bm7 
  He blew his mind out in a car 
G           G/F#            Esus2 
  He didn't notice that the lights had changed 
D            F#m              Bm      Bm7 
  A crowd of people stood and stared 
G               C 
They'd seen his face before 
Bm                          Bm7                      G
  Nobody was really sure If he was from the House of Lords   
 
D         F#m           Bm   Bm7 
  I saw a film today oh boy 
G             G/F#          Esus2 
  The English Army had just won the war 
D            F#m           Bm   Bm7 
  A crowd of people turned away 
G            C          Bm        Bm7      G
  But I just had to look   Having read the book
                            G  F#m  D  Em7  Bm
I'd love to turn you on ...

B                                                  Asus2
Woke up, fell out of bed, Dragged a comb across my head 
         B                  F#7sus4
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup 
    B            F#7sus4            F#7/ F#7/ F#7/
And looking up I noticed I was late
         B                                               Asus2
Found my coat and grabbed my hat,Made the bus in seconds flat
         B                F#7sus4
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke 
    B                         F#7sus4
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. 
 
G D        A E   B      G D   A E    B A G A 
(Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) 
 
D            F#m           Bm  Bm7 
  I read the news today oh boy 
G               G/F#                Esus2 
  Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire 
D                F#m               Bm    Bm7 
  And though the holes were rather small 
G             C 
  They had to count them all 
Bm                                Bm7                      G 
  Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall 
                           G  F#m  D  Em7  Bm
I'd love to turn you on...
B